"Hey Mike, How About a Ham Sandwich?"

Clint Eastwood, in a room full of Hollywood elites, took aim at Michael Moore:

...Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you."

The audience erupted in laughter, and Eastwood grinned dangerously.

"I mean it," he added, provoking more guffaws.

Sitting well out of range at a table in back, Moore - who received a special "Freedom of Expression" award for his anti-Bush polemic "Fahrenheit 9/11" - chuckled.

Don't worry, Clint, Michael is a coward. He only goes after people who can't defend themselves, you know, like guys with Alzheimer's Disease. However, Mikey seems to be pissing a lot of people off lately. Here is a depiction of Moore's cameo in "Team America":

...Moore’s punishment in “Team America” is extreme: he’s depicted as a gibbering, overweight, hot-dog eating buffoon who straps explosives to his body to blow up the American do-gooders. The puppet was reportedly stuffed with ham when it blew.

Did you hear that Zarqawi? More ham for you!