FRIDAY IS SOLIDARITY WITH CINDY SHEEHAN DAY!!!

Cindy Sheehan, everyone's favorite protesting/greiving/bellering halfwit mother, seems to have a bit of a cult following:

Audience members packed into the cavernous hall wearing T-shirts with block letters, that read: I SUPPORT CINDY SHEEHAN. BRING OUR TROOPS HOME. Others donned baseball hats, VETERANS FOR PEACE, or carried makeshift signs, CINDY, YES. BUSH, NO. They waited to hear the celebrity guest for an hour, listening to emotional stories of other military families. The message? Don’t keep our troops fighting a war based on lies. Instead, get on the bus and protest in Washington, D.C., the site of a three-day anti-war rally this weekend.

Ah, the voice of the anti-war movement. Wearing shirt that says, "I SUPPORT CINDY SHEEHAN" is like wearing a shirt that says "I EAT LEAD-BASED PAINT CHIPS--PLEASE, FOR MY OWN GOOD, GIVE ME THE BEATING OF MY LIFE."

This is what the voice of the anti-war movement says to Bush about New Orleans (on Michael Moore's site!):

I don't care if a human being is black, brown, white, yellow or pink. I don't care if a human being is Christian, Muslim, Jew, Buddhist, or pagan. I don't care what flag a person salutes: if a human being is hungry, then it is up to another human being to feed him/her. George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self from power. The only way America will become more secure is if we have a new administration that cares about Americans even if they don't fall into the top two percent of the wealthiest.

Pull the troops out of occupied New Orleans? I wonder how many are still willing to hitch a ride on her bus, destination: off a cliff!

I here-by deem Friday to be SUPPORT CINDY! DAY. Buy your I SUPPORT CINDY T-shirt right here and wear it to work on Friday exposing yourself as a freakin' donk-headed, yellow-bellied nincampoop to show your SOLIDARITY and DEDICATION to the lives of our troops!

Forward this to Zarqawi and George Galloway. Maybe they'll wear a shirt to work on Friday in solidarity too!

Honestly, I think Karl Rove should have sprung for that permit in NYC yesterday. It's a simple formula really: as duration=d increases, the chances of Cindy Sheehan saying something utterly insane approaches one.

Cindy, and I truly mean this from the bottom of my shallow heart, you are a Godsend.