Rage & Insanity

...of which I now know the definition of. It is 12:45 am and there has been a car alarm going off and on, off and on for the last 4 hours. Everyone in my neighborhood has probably been half-asleep since then.

The damn thing just quit again, so I don't know what car is doing this even if I went outside to find out. I'll fall back asleep only to awoken from my "slumber" by that @(&*#$(*&$ thing again!

Car alarms are like Cindy Sheehan--utterly useless attention whores that in reality are uncapable of doing what their primary function intended them to do and, essentially, won't just shut the @#*$ up.

However, the funny part in this was that I just had a dream that I went outside to find out whose car was beeping and my friend was standing by a black Acura. He confessed to me that he stole the car. I told him I didn't care, but that I just wanted to go to sleep. So I called the police on him, not for any moral reasons, but because I wanted the g-ddamn thing to stop honking all night...

What does it say about me that my friend is brown?