Tom Delay and My Hot Dog

Just saw Tom Delay give his press conference while I was waiting for my Coney Island chili-dog to be made.

Tom claims that this is "the most baseless accusation in American History."

I don't know the details and, for the sake of the country, I hope he hasn't done anything wrong, but he came across slimier than floor of the Market Street Adult Arcade.

But, he's not been indicted for being a slimy guy. Even though he's not helping his case, it's time to wait and see what the evidence is and if he really did what he is accused of.

That sound you hear? That's the result of my Coney Island Dog That's the wheels of justice in motion, baby.

Crunch, crunch....

UPDATE: Penraker has a good synopsis.