Multiple Choice Question

There has been a lot of talk about torture lately. Let me chime in.

While all are painful, the worst option would be:

a) Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol
b) Popping your eyeballs out with a spoon
c) Listening to Indiana football

Of course the answer is c.

The day that I decided to go to that school was the day the day that I signed up for years of listening to the worst quality of football forever.

...baaa.....ssskkeeet...bbbaaaaa....lllll ...sss...eee.aa..sss....ooo...nnnn...

Hurry!