 November 17, 2005C'moooooon!Tonight, David Lee Roth and I are going to have dinner in order to discuss strategies for gaining and maintaining a large audience. Dave is understandably nervous as he will be filling Howard Stern's shoes in a few weeks. I told him that I can ensure winning strategies towards winning and keeping about 7 people interested. He was obviously impressed, as he said, "That's not a microphone in my pants, I'm just happy to be here." I wept in agony. ---- * In case anyone is wondering, I have been having to drive from San Francisco to San Jose EVERY FRICKIN' DAY this week. In traffic, that's almost 4 hours a day sitting behind the wheel. Also, I'm in training and I don't have any internet access (it is like bootcamp, without pushups and big mean guys yelling at you), so that means I am an uninformed troll at this point. No need to rant about things I am not fully informed on... Pile that on top of trying to tell David Lee Roth how to score is really a lot of pressure man. Leave your suggestions to pass on to Lee Roth in comments. Comments
Aha! Now I understand - our lives have reversed. You now have my commute, and I now get to work in ten minutes. How diabolical...MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I empathize. The drive sucks, although it probably comes in a close second to the lack of internet access. :-) Posted by: Jayne at November 17, 2005 07:50 PMWelcome to my commuter hell TF6S. Driving in Houston is like having to listen to Van Halen songs with Sammy Haggar over and over. It makes you want to pull all your hair out while your house elf works on removing all your teeth. Stop that Dobby, stop it (it opens this week, couldn't resist, and I know you are a huge fan). Tell David he's the sh*! man and he's not going to have any trouble getting an audience built up quickly. Posted by: Rick at November 18, 2005 05:33 AMI agree 100% with Rick. Posted by: Penelope Pitstop at November 19, 2005 07:31 AMPost a comment
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