Back tomorrow. I got my bonus today, so I think I'll spend it all on strippers, beer and a new guitar.

Unfortunately, after taxes, I'm going to have to settle for a Double-Double at In-and-Out Burger.

I'm going to protest the government by going down to the pier dressed up as an Indian (it's cool for me to do this because I have Indian friends) and throwing a few homeless guys into the water.

Hasta...