This just in, world's first church started by fundamentalist Chimpanzees to open in late Fall.

Apparently some missionary using a banana analogy to explain the genuis of God's creation has led to many of the primate species turning aside from their traditional animal religion of instinct and savagery to embrace a life of living by the good book and howling tunes like "yes Jesus loves me" form the pews on Sundays.

Anthropologists have declared this a truly remarkable event in the evolutionary process and are beginning to question their own beliefs on evolution and God. What remains to be seen is whether or not the Monkey church will be able to reach out to other species to convert them to their religion or if they will just be a bunch of monkey's singing songs and eating bananas on Sundays.

Developing story.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh at that video or be really sad for that man and Kirk Cameron. It was pretty funny though how he said it was perfectly shaped for man's mouth and then made that illustration with his mouth as to how it would fit in. Wouldn't you say that the mouth has the ability to shape itself to the banana and not vice versa? Am I really trying to argue with the banana guy?...That was just ridiculous.

Ha! Forget these two.

What I need to know with confidence...is that a "fourteener" mountain in the background?

Rick, I'm going to title your article, "Banana - The Multifacited Tool for Missionary."