Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....

You may feel comfortable with a Starbucks grande-non-fat-chi-latte in your right hand, a piece of low-fat coffee cake in your right, with your iPod cranking the hottest tunes of today as you are walking into to work to spend your day in your cubicle/veal fattening pen. But if you live in the Western United States, you should be forewarned that you still live in the Wild West. Remember, it wasn't very long ago that two-thirds of this country was once deemed inhabitable due to its inclimate weather, lack of water, or the critters that saw humans as their jumpstart, Starbucks-like snack in the morning.

My buddy Kyle, over at From the Still, has noticed that there are now mountain-lion warnings around his office in the Denver area. Remember Kyle, always walk to work next to the fat guy. You don't have to outrun the cat, you just have to outrun him.

*Legal Disclaimer - In no way does tenfingers6strings.com condone running away from mountain lions--even in the presence of a fat people. The staff here recommends carrying a gun to shoot the @&$%er if he messes with you.