July 26, 2006

TenFingers6Strings - Newswire

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ABC News reports the following:

Former *NSYNC star Lance Bass is out of the closet.

Bass is reportedly announcing that he is gay in an exclusive interview with People magazine.

"I'm not ashamed," Bass reportedly told the magazine. "I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life."

An NSYNC member, gay?

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Norm MacDonald Reports live from California:

Heh-ey, thanks. My sources tell me that OJ Simpson is a murderer.

Thanks Norm. We now turn to Rollo the Janitor reporting live from outside the office of Madison Hotel's Eric Gordon on the eccentric antics of heir, Billy Madison:

Billy likes to drink soda. Misses Lippy's car...is green.

Developing...

Posted by 10 fingers 6 strings at July 26, 2006 08:11 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Next thing you know the news will be telling us that Nancy Pelosi wears madras bloomers. What is the world coming to.

Well, I think now the music of *nSync should have even more potential to be used as a "torture" method at Gitmo.

On a serious note, I think Donald Rumsfeld has a love child with Madeleine Albright.

Posted by: Rick at July 27, 2006 05:10 AM
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