Osama and Whitney, Sittin' in a Tree...

The inside scoop on Osama Bin Laden is that he prefers crack-whores:

That's what we're learning from Kola Boof, the Sudanese poet and novelist whose new book "Diary of a Lost Girl" draws on her experiences as one of bid Laden's girlfriends. Actually she says she was bin Laden's sex slave for a while.

Now she says bin Laden obsessed on Whitney Houston. Boof says: "He said he had a paramount desire for Houston and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting." Boof added he couldn't stop talking about Whitney.

All of this news comes via my friends at Page Six of the New York Post. And it gets better.

Bin laden thought about having Whitney's husband Bobby Brown, well, rubbed out.

Maybe we could send Whitney to Pakistan as bait? Then, we can lure him out of his cave, where he's been without a shower for 11 months and only able to pleasure himself with London-based madrass boys (who are looking for fun and terrorism abroad) and goats.

He'd dash out of the cave with haste, so he can embrace his love and enjoy a toothless kiss, while an opium filled Bobby lurks in the shadows.

Counter-terrorism boys--think outside of the box.