A Big Decision

It looks like my proposal for President of Blogs has been met with resounding silence. I understand that a decision of such magnitude must be carefully thought out, and I'm absolutely opposed to any hastily and emotionally filled endorsements influenced by the shear magnetism of my personality. You should be mulling the decision over with your friends, family, significant others and pets. Pets in particular make excellent sounding boards, unless, of course, you are a cat owner. Cats are Satan's pets, and they are known to be active opponents of any semblance of order in the world.

In fact, I hate cats and think those folks who cat-blog will be the first victims of my blog-purge. Except for this guy. He posts about things that his cat has killed, and I think that is funny. Plus his cat's name is Jeff.

Please don't be alarmed by my rhetoric when I refer to a planned blog-purge. I know that sounds all dictatorish and totalitarian, but I'm only going to target cats and Andrew Sullivan with my purge. I figure taking on the world's foremost hated animal would be a greater good that most decent folks would want. Plus I'll get rid of cats (who make me sneeze) as well.

Continue to mull over this monumental decision. Remember, if there are any substantive questions that can help you in clarifying your thoughts, like whether I wear boxers or briefs, please feel free to ask.