I Quit

Thanks for the nomination for President of the Universe of Blogs, but I am going to have to decline. Truth is, I had a whole slew of self-deprecating posts in my noodle, because the thought of someone declaring himself ruler over something where no one knows he even exists was funny to me, but I instantly got bored with the whole idea. Writing about blogs is forty-eight million times more boring that writing about yourself on a blog.

So I apologize to my readers for what has arguably been the worst content on this site since I started it--and that is saying something.

My general approach of falling down the stairs and trying to land of my feet ended up with me flying through the window lying in shards of glass. I'm going to be a few bandaids, then return to my regularly scheduled programming at some point when I have something interesting to say.

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