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"Monkeys! Monkeys! Monkeys! They're everywhere!"

The posting around here has been light for a few reasons:

1) Monkeys - They're everywhere
2) Work is busy
3) I haven't been all that inspired to write about anything recently. I've tried, but most stuff I start ends up in a digital wad in my "recycle bin." How dumb is the recycle bin concept on a computer anyway? When it was a garbage can, were all the CFCs produced by the destruction of massive amounts of 1s and 0s destroying the Ozone? Why am I trying to act like Jerry Seinfeld?

Anyway, I'll be talking to you soon. I heard rumors that Kofi Annan has proudly announced another "Human Rights Council" to replace the "Human Rights Commission." The same "Commission" who's current members include China, Cuba, Sudan, Myammar, Zimbabwe and Russia. Apparently, the need to move from a Commission to a Council was needed, according to General Assembly President Jan Eliasson, to "toughen the criteria for membership."

Rumors in the chambers of the UN abound over what these new criteria will be:

1) You must be able to touch your toes without bending your knees.
2) If you can tie your shoelaces while you are down there, you are eligible to Chair this Council
3) Can you say, "Down with America" in more than one language?
4) How do you feel about depicting Muhammed in cartoons?

These are just rumors, so take them with a grain of salt. I'll press my sources for further information as it comes available.